In The Beginning Was The Plan
And Then Came The Assumptions
And The Assumptions Were Without Form
And The Darkness Was Upon The Face Of The Workers And
They
Spake Among Themselves Saying
"It Is A Crock Of Shit And It Stinketh"
And The Workers Went Unto Their Supervisors And
Sayeth
"It Is A Pail Of Dung And None May Abide The Odor Thereof"
And The Supervisors Went Unto Their Managers And
Sayeth Unto Them
"It Is A Container Of Excrement And It Is Very
Strong
Such That None May Abide By It"
And The Managers Went Unto Their Vice Presidents And
Sayeth
"It Is A Vessel Of Fertilizer
And None May Abide Its Strength"
And The Vice Presidents Went Unto The President
And Sayeth Unto Him
"It Promotes Growth And It Is Very Powerful"
And The President Went Unto The Chairman
And Sayeth Unto Him
"This New Plan Will Actively Promote The Growth And
Efficiency
Of This Company And In These Areas In Particular"
And The Chairman Looked Upon The Plan
And Saw That It Was Good And The Plan Became Policy
This Is How Shit Happens!!!!!
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